Episode numero 4 calls for Dessert Week. Just from a preview, I'm already googling all the shops in the universe to find out where Noel's shirt is from so I can wear it for the rest of 2018. Should probably buy more than one in that case... heck it, I'll have ten.
*ahem* anyway, there's an episode of baking to review so let's crack on.
*ahem* anyway, there's an episode of baking to review so let's crack on.
- Meringues, chocolate, breakages... all to come in the next 58 minutes.
- Karen is sporting a gown of pure elegance, mustard chic.
- Turns out Terry is poorly this week :( Best wishes, mustachioed sir.
- Challenge numero uno: a meringue roulade. In other words: a rather posh sugary cylinder.
- Paul is (from outside of the tent) warning that "there's nowhere to hide". So a typical Bake Off challenge, then.
- Manon is getting her cherries out for her first-ever meringue roulade. Bonne chance.
- Over in Briony's
cornerarea, it's Treacle Tart Town. Woot woooooot. - Awwwwww. Kim-Joy is making a roulade with a lovely design. I've forgotten what it was but just trust me when I say that it's lovely.
- John, in his wild orange Hawaiian shirt, is getting fruity. Naturally.
- Rahul could enter a competition for the Biggest Worrier right now and automatically make the top five.
- Dan is off for mango, strawberries & coconut - sounds delicious.
- Meanwhile, Ruby is playing the Liverpool card especially for Paul and making a pina colada masterpiece. Very scouse. Now, this is a roulade I could get behind.
- If Rahul gets a handshake, Noel will commence Situation Piggyback. C'mon Rahul!!!
- So the bakers have all got their meringues out. Now for the custard and fillings, and we've still got the rolling to go.
- How nervewracking must this be?! Aaaaaaaargh.
- Manon is having a crack-related problem. Over with John, we've got some mango science experiment happening. Aaaand it's over. Let's get them roulades judged.
- P&P are big fans of Ruby's bake as well as Kim-Joy's, even though it's a bit thick and messy.
- Hooray! Despite Manon's crack mishap, she's done well.
- In his cautious approach, Rahul failed to bake his for long enough. We'll have to wait a bit longer for the piggyback I'm afraid.
- Karen's bake is too soft while Dan has aced it. HANDSHAKE. HANDSHAKE ALEEEEEEEEEEEEEERT (which is such a legendary thing that it was on HQ last night)
- Briony did okay but not great... JOHN THOUGH! JOHN GOT A HANDSHAKE! IT'S HANDSHAKE CITY! aka Pewdiepie's worst nightmare. Oooooh, can we get him on Celebrity Bake Off and get Paul to give him loads of awkward handshakes continuously?! Yes?! Cool.
- Technical time: a raspberry Blancmange plus biscuits. The Blancmange looks terrifying and a bit gross but I remember having it somewhere and it being nice. It also isn't spelled how I would expect it to be.
- There's a big classic jelly-type mold for each baker and they've all gone in the fridge now. Time for biscuits!
- "Bake". That's all it says. I would run away.
- So Karen and Sandi are agreeing that food should not be "that colour" (pale green) but as a huge fan of the French fig leaf cake, I beg to differ.
this is the closest thing I could find (called a swedish princess cake)
- I'm now trawling the interwebs to find a picture of the legendary fig leaf cake and it's nowhere to be found (just the above :( ).
- The moment of truth. The bakers are flipping their Blancmanges and trying to shift them out of their molds. Eeeesh they're all melting! Apart from Briony's it seems.
- Karen is seriously struggling... and time's up. I was just about to say they all look similar but that is a total lie. Here goes the blind judging.
- Rahul has smashed the pink wobbly thing but not the biscuits. Meanwhile, John has aced both! Possible Star Baker for him this time?
- Ooooh - saying that, Dan has done great also.
- Manon is in last place and let's whizz to 3rd: John! 2nd place is Ruby and that means in 1st is Dan! Cmooooooooooon.
- Oh, Kim-Joy don't cry! Noooo. She thinks it's the end of the road for her.
- Time for the pre-showstopper banter brigade. The top four are Rahul, Ruby, John, and Dan. The rest are in trouble apparently which isn't cool.
- Karen is looking s-c-a-r-e-d. I love her, she can't leave. I won't allow it. I will go back in time and stop that potential nonsense.
- A melting chocolate ball dessert... that's the showstopper.
- Hold. The. Phone. Briony is making an amaretto and blood orange... wait for it... sticky toffee pudding tart... surrounded by white chocolate. Heck yes.
- When Paul admitted she's making his favourite tarts this week, Briony's "oh good" in response was incredibly telling in that it was high pitched. And shaky.
- Blahdy 'ell. Ruby is making a cool golden egg with pistachios. Hallo.
- Awww. Dan and the giant peach! I love it. His voice is going all high too, maybe it's something in the tent air.
- What is Kim-Joy doing? Is she making... space turtles... okay the answer is yes. It's a turtle galaxy with cocktail umbrellas. IT ME.
- Ohhhhhhhhhhh. White chocolate has a lower melting point so the bakers who have opted for that could be in trouble.
- Raspberry liquor come throooooooooooough. Yes, Karen.
- Oh, Rahul. AN OPERA CAKE?! With coffee crème anglaise... this sounds divine.
- These look incredible - oh no, the first breakage! It's Ruby's :(
- John the Ultimate Babe is coming over to help make the cream for Ruby. A baking angel.
- Time is up. There's been disasters and successes and it's all to play for. Now some delicious ads before they're judged.
- Here we go. And John is wearing a tutu to match his cake decoration - absolute brilliance. Thumbs up from P&P.
- Bit of a thick sickly tart from Ruby. Eesh.
- Rahul's chocolate didn't melt too well but P&P are l-o-v-i-n-g the taste. Definitely doesn't matter about the meltiness then.
- Briony's is a deconstructed chocolate globe. Whilst it looks pretty awful, they liked the taste... I don't think she'll be going home.
- Time for Dan to shine. Mmm fresh peaches and caramel. Get in mah belly.
- Manon's bake is stunning and so is the dessert inside. Heck, maybe it is Briony going home. Has Kim-Joy been up yet? I don't think so...
- Here's Karen's... mmm raspberry liquor, heLLO. Prue loves it but Paul wanted more alcohol, that's unusual.
- Kim-Joy. Wowee. AWWW! THE TURTLES! The boozy orange turtles.
yessssssss
- So it seems like a bit of a weird atmosphere... I think they might not send anyone home. I have a sneaky feeling they'll wait until Terry returns.
- AND THE STAR BAKER IS DAN! Hooraaaaay.
- C'mon Noel. Tell us it's noone... it is! A Bake Off first?! Amen.
the relief on her face!
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