Welcome to this blog post entitled 'The Most Ungodly Thing on this Earth'. Just in case you didn't read the big, blue title up there.
No, I'm not talking about orange juice combined with toothpaste. Not even festival toilets. Yes, that's right - I, Rhiangle, Empress of Somewhere, shall in this blog post conquer the hugely taboo subject that is:
No, I'm not talking about orange juice combined with toothpaste. Not even festival toilets. Yes, that's right - I, Rhiangle, Empress of Somewhere, shall in this blog post conquer the hugely taboo subject that is:
pineapple on pizza
Why. WHY WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND INVENTED THIS HIDEOUS CONCOCTION
NO NO NO NO NO NOT THE RINGS!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Pretty sure this is treason - OH MY GOD IS THAT BANANA OH JEEZUS LUCIFER
As you can see, I have provided sufficient evidence to show that this madness has to stop. What next - chocolate quiche?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!/???!?!!??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
.......have just made the mistake of googling 'chocolate quiche'.
In response to my previous question (I answer my own questions now because: adulthood), pineapple on pizza was claimed to be first invented by a Canadian chap called Sam Panopoulos. Even though it's called a Hawaiian pizza. So not only is it a horrifying invention but its name is a big fat fruit-infused lie. People probably accidentally dropped pineapple on pizza before then while they were making fruit salad at the same time on a high shelf but removed it instantly because they knew it was a culinary crime. Well done, Panopoulos. I hope you're happy.
BLASPHEMY! PINEAPPLE IS LIFE. PIZZA IS LIFE! COMBINE TO CREATE A FLAVOUR THAT EVEN THE GODS OF DELICIOUSNESS CANNOT DENY AS HEAVENLY! PINEAPPLE, PIZZA, PINEAPPLE PIZZA!! YES. Sorry about the shouting, I just am very passionate about pizza and food in general...
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